If I Had a Talking Picture of You lyrics

If I had a talking picture of you,

I would run it every time I felt blue.

I would sit there in the gloom of my lonely little room

And applaud each time you whispered, “I love you, love you.”

On the screen the moment you came in view

We would talk the whole thing over, we two.

I would give ten shows a day,

And a midnight matinee,

If I had a talking picture of you.