Idiot School lyrics

If there was an idiot school

I would be the top of the class

I know I acted the fool

I know I fell on my

Ask me why I left you high and dry

Only to wind up lonely

How could I be so cruel?

I must've been to idiot school

If there was a stupid degree

I'd be a qualified klutz

You gave all your loving to me

I gave you a kick in the

Not so long ago you loved me so

And I was your one and only

I threw away a jewel

I must've been to idiot school

We knew when I went away

That one day you'd forget me

I'd come running back today

But you won't let me

If there was an idiot school

I would be the top of the class

I know I acted the fool

I know I fell on my

Ask me why I left you high and dry

Only to wind up lonely

How could I be so cruel?

I must've been to idiot school

If there was a stupid degree

I'd be a qualified klutz

You gave all your loving to me

I gave you a kick in the

Not so long ago you loved me so

And I was your one and only

I threw away a jewel

I must've been to idiot school