Ich und mein Computer [English translation]

(Intro)

Me and my computer,

we were once a team,

plastic with the apple,

I will never understand you.

Ten hours of work, didn't make a backup, program crashed, computer broken, everything is gone, harddisk full, wrong version, missed the update, no manual, too small RAM, hourglass, hourglass, processor too slow, downloaded cracks, catched a virus, forgot the power supply, battery is empty, print this for me, nozzle clogged, ink cartridge is empty, cable is too short, send this to me, didn't arrive, wrong version, update is not available, square eyes, the screen is black, searched on Google, nothing found, missed auction, downloaded software, already old...

Argh.

Me and my computer,

we were once a team,

plastic with the apple,

I will never understand you.

Forgot the password, device not found, no more empty slots, loose contact, CD is not labeled, unknown error, site doesn't load, credit card hacked, everything's gone, Plug & Play, I don't understand, Drag & Drop, I don't understand either, not another error, hourglass, hourglass, no dongle, no flatrete, inbox full, catched a trojan, software screwed, deleted contacts, forgot the PIN-Code, bank transfer not possible, cursor... doesn't move, data overflow, no wireless-LAN, didn't replied to the E-Mail, replied to spam, too little Megabytes, hourglass, hourglass, hourglass, hourglass, hourglass, hourglass, hourglass, hourglass... Oh!

Me and my computer,

we were once a team,

plastic with the apple,

I will never understand you.

Me and my computer,

we were once a team,

plastic with the apple,

I will never understand you.

(Outro)