Ich kann nicht rappen [English translation]

come here & listen to me

since I must explain something to you

I know you don't especially

respect rap music

I would like to convince you

with a rap music poem

I would bow low down before you

but I can't rap

I can't rap

sometimes I practice rapping

because I'm enthusiastic

but it's pointless

because others are fantastic

I can try what I want

but it won't bring me success

I know something better, I can sing

not everyone can sing

but almost everyone can talk

many talk about the weather

others talk about everything

when the sounds they produce

often make other people vomit

such people must therefore

mostly speak their songs

speak... speak

you know,

I've seen many lovely young women

who are not at all into

constant chatter

so I know men must

sometimes coerce women

I've never had to – I can sing