I destroyed a workplace
probably even two
Can't even remember how many I destroyed
Tomorrow I'll turn myself in
It's been 20 years since I've seen a hairdresser
nad our kids have never seen one
Because my wife, she can cut hair
And we need no minipli (1)
It's been 4 years that I've seen a doctor
I just don't happen to get really sick anymore
Even my allergies have died down
And i could say "Thank God for that"
And that's why I've destroyed a workplace
Probably even two
Can't even remember how many I've destroyed
Tomorrow I'll turn myself in
We ditched our car three weeks ago
Haven't regretted it a single day
Never liked to drive anyway
And certainly not very far
We never really had a cleaning lady
And rarely a babysitter
We never had a real vacation
Only eight times we camped by the baltic sea
That's why we destroyed a workplace
probably even two
Can't even remember how many I destroyed
Tomorrow I'll turn myself in
And when she asks me "What's that all aobut?"
I reply: I need to go on trial
I could have made my contribution
And I didn't do it
I could have cause an economic upswing
Me and types like me
Cause I bailed on my "duty to rescue"
That should do it..
I destroyed a workplace
probably even two
Can't even remember how many I destroyed
Tomorrow I'll turn myself in