Ich habe einen Arbeitsplatz vernichtet [English translation]

I destroyed a workplace

probably even two

Can't even remember how many I destroyed

Tomorrow I'll turn myself in

It's been 20 years since I've seen a hairdresser

nad our kids have never seen one

Because my wife, she can cut hair

And we need no minipli (1)

It's been 4 years that I've seen a doctor

I just don't happen to get really sick anymore

Even my allergies have died down

And i could say "Thank God for that"

And that's why I've destroyed a workplace

Probably even two

Can't even remember how many I've destroyed

Tomorrow I'll turn myself in

We ditched our car three weeks ago

Haven't regretted it a single day

Never liked to drive anyway

And certainly not very far

We never really had a cleaning lady

And rarely a babysitter

We never had a real vacation

Only eight times we camped by the baltic sea

That's why we destroyed a workplace

probably even two

Can't even remember how many I destroyed

Tomorrow I'll turn myself in

And when she asks me "What's that all aobut?"

I reply: I need to go on trial

I could have made my contribution

And I didn't do it

I could have cause an economic upswing

Me and types like me

Cause I bailed on my "duty to rescue"

That should do it..

I destroyed a workplace

probably even two

Can't even remember how many I destroyed

Tomorrow I'll turn myself in