Ich fühl' mich A. U. [English translation]

Somehow today's not my day... I'm staying in bed.

Today no one'll get me out of the feathers.

Because ya'll can me or you can also not me

I totally don't care.... Ah, what do I know?

I pull the blankets over my head... knock, knock at the door!

Oh, no, who else wants something from me?

I think I'm crazy! I don't want to see anyone right now!

I have the short straw today! Now I've also gotta stand up!

I stomp out of bed, fall on my face!

Ya'll are at the right address today!

That's wonderful: now no one's there!

I feel "Always Ultra", and everything pisses me off!

I feel "Always Ultra", and it's your fault!

You're annoying in January, February, March, April, May, June, Juli, August, September, October, Novermber... and also in December!

I think on such days, I should just bury myself

but now I'm awake again: It'll be a great day!

I go into the bathroom and get a shock:

What I saw in the mirror, should be hidden.

Well, I'm fed up, you can forget it!

I throw myself in front of the tv... now I'll eat!

But only garbage is playing, and the food made me sick.

That's enough to make me scream... Man, that's not right!

I think I'll just call my best friend

but I didn't get her, instead the blabbermouth was there: "Unfortunately, I'm not home!

I think I'm losing it...

I feel "Always Ultra", and everything pisses me off!

I feel "Always Ultra", and it's your fault!

You're annoying in January, February, March, April, May, June, Juli, August, September, October, Novermber... and also in December!

I feel "Always Ultra", and everything pisses me off!

I feel "Always Ultra", and it's your fault!

You're annoying in January, February, March, April, May, June, Juli, August, September, October, Novermber... and also in December!

You're annoying in January, February, March, April, May, June, Juli, August, September, October, Novermber...

You're annoying in January, February, March, April, May, June, Juli, August, September, October, Novermber... and also in December!