Where's my mountain dew?
Where you hidin' the mountain dew?
I'm raiding in here
And I don't have any mountain dew
I keep it in the microwave
We're gettin' ready to go
There's some Faygo in the fridge, man
I look like I'm thirsty for Faygo?
[Chorus]
I want a mountain dew
I want a goddamn mountain dew
I'll hunt you
I want a goddamn mountain dew
Hunt you to the edge of the earth
Did you drink my mountain dew?
Did you drink my mountain dew?
Let me smell your breath
Let me smell your breath
I don't want any fucking Faygo
You're the Faygo
I want a goddamn mountain dew
Oh my god
Oh my god
It's a Playstation 4
Oh my god
Look at this
I could go live on Twitch
It's a Playstation 4
A Playstation 4
That's right
(Francis?)
That's right, we got this
Suck it nerds
Suck it, suck it nerds
[Chorus]
I want a mountain dew
(Error 37)
I want a goddamn mountain dew
(I wanna fucking play)
I'll hunt you
(The servers are down)
I want a goddamn mountain dew
Hunt you to the edge of the earth
Did you drink my mountain dew?
Did you drink my mountain dew?
Let me smell your breath
Let me smell your breath
I don't want any fucking Faygo
You're the Faygo
I want a goddamn mountain dew
(Francis?)
Goddammit
(Francis?)
What?
(Calm down)
No
(Francis?)
Goddammit
(Francis?)
What?
(Calm down)
No
It's my money
My money
I'll buy one if I goddamn want one
Goddammit
Goddammit
All they ever do is call me fat on the fuckin' thing
Why you're dancing?
What do you think this is game?
Do you think this is a game?
Do you think this is a motherfucking game?
[Chorus]
I want a mountain dew
(Oh, oh my god)
I want a goddamn mountain dew
(I don't care)
I'll hunt you
(The fucking servers are down)
I want a goddamn mountain dew
Hunt you to the edge of the earth
Did you drink my mountain dew?
Did you drink my mountain dew?
Let me smell your breath
Let me smell your breath
I don't want any fucking Faygo
You're the Faygo
I want a goddamn mountain dew
I want a mountain dew
I want a goddamn mountain dew