I Want A Mountain Dew lyrics

Where's my mountain dew?

Where you hidin' the mountain dew?

I'm raiding in here

And I don't have any mountain dew

I keep it in the microwave

We're gettin' ready to go

There's some Faygo in the fridge, man

I look like I'm thirsty for Faygo?

[Chorus]

I want a mountain dew

I want a goddamn mountain dew

I'll hunt you

I want a goddamn mountain dew

Hunt you to the edge of the earth

Did you drink my mountain dew?

Did you drink my mountain dew?

Let me smell your breath

Let me smell your breath

I don't want any fucking Faygo

You're the Faygo

I want a goddamn mountain dew

Oh my god

Oh my god

It's a Playstation 4

Oh my god

Look at this

I could go live on Twitch

It's a Playstation 4

A Playstation 4

That's right

(Francis?)

That's right, we got this

Suck it nerds

Suck it, suck it nerds

[Chorus]

I want a mountain dew

(Error 37)

I want a goddamn mountain dew

(I wanna fucking play)

I'll hunt you

(The servers are down)

I want a goddamn mountain dew

Hunt you to the edge of the earth

Did you drink my mountain dew?

Did you drink my mountain dew?

Let me smell your breath

Let me smell your breath

I don't want any fucking Faygo

You're the Faygo

I want a goddamn mountain dew

(Francis?)

Goddammit

(Francis?)

What?

(Calm down)

No

(Francis?)

Goddammit

(Francis?)

What?

(Calm down)

No

It's my money

My money

I'll buy one if I goddamn want one

Goddammit

Goddammit

All they ever do is call me fat on the fuckin' thing

Why you're dancing?

What do you think this is game?

Do you think this is a game?

Do you think this is a motherfucking game?

[Chorus]

I want a mountain dew

(Oh, oh my god)

I want a goddamn mountain dew

(I don't care)

I'll hunt you

(The fucking servers are down)

I want a goddamn mountain dew

Hunt you to the edge of the earth

Did you drink my mountain dew?

Did you drink my mountain dew?

Let me smell your breath

Let me smell your breath

I don't want any fucking Faygo

You're the Faygo

I want a goddamn mountain dew

I want a mountain dew

I want a goddamn mountain dew