I Suck At Call Of Duty lyrics

I suck (You suck!)

I suck at Call of Duty

You suck

You suck

You suck

[Verse 1]

I try to run and gun yeah, MP5 or UMP

But every corner that I turn somebody's shankin' me

I switch over to noob-tube, RPG and Semtex class

But spend most of the game exploding my own stupid ass

[Chorus]

They tell me I'm as useless as a stripper with no booty

My friend I'm inclined to agree, cause I suck (You suck!)

I suck at Call of Duty

I suck at Call of Duty

You suck

You suck

You suck

[Verse 2]

I watch videos by Blametruth, Thunder, Hutch, Seananners too

I get myself all psyched up thinkin' 'I can do that too!'

I get online and my excitement turns into dismay

I rage and swear as 10th prestiges kick my ass all day

[Chorus]

They tell me I'm as useless as a stripper with no booty

My friend I'm inclined to agree, cause I suck (You suck!)

I suck at Call of Duty

I suck at Call of Duty

[Bridge]

Even when I think I'm in the zone

Still get sniped on Overgrown

No-scope quick-scope not a clue

Dyin's all ever do!

I certainly ain't Grizz

[Verse 3]

I try camping in a corner with a claymore and my rangers

But my hands start shakin' and my brain starts achin' at the very first sign of danger

I can noob tube, tac-knife, M16 Red Dot it's all the same

I'll still go minus 50 kills in every freakin' game

[Chorus]

They tell me I'm as useless as a stripper with no booty

My friend I'm inclined to agree, cause I suck (You suck!)

I suck at Call of Duty

[Outro]

There's no hope for me

I suck at Call of Duty

Can't even get a UAV

I suck at Call of Duty

(You suck) There's no hope for me

(You suck) I suck at Call of Duty

(You suck) Can't even get a UAV