Nothing else has worked so far
So I'll wish upon a star
Wondrous dancing speck of light
I need a Jew
Lois makes me take the rap
'Cause our checkbook looks like crap
Since I can't give her a slap
I need a Jew
Where to find
A Baum or Stien or Stein
To teach me how to whine
And do my taxes
Though by many they're abhorred
Hebrew people I've adored
Even though they killed my lord
I need a Jew
Max: Hi, my name's Max Weinstein, my car just broke down, may I use your phone?
Peter: Now my troubles are all through
I have a Jew
Max: Hey!