I Look Fucking Cool

[Adore Delano:]

I’m walking in like Blondie

A human ball of laundry

No shower, just my perfume

My tights are grey, no costume

Don’t need to brush my hair out

Birds need a nest to hang out

Heels are a step from breaking

I’m so amazing

One leather glove, one satin

But I’m still good at snatching

Thrifting I found my glory

Cause I like wearing stories

Had you from the beginning

I’m playing dumb and winning

My nails are broken busted

But I’m still fucking dusted

[Spoken:]

I’m polish remover

I’m ratchet couture

I’m a goddamn mermaid

I don’t need to try

I don’t even care who gives a shit

Cause I look fucking cool

Cause I look fucking cool

[Alaska:]

I’m standing 7’ 7” with my hair up to Heaven

Dirt poor but spirit wealthy

Dead battery from selfies

Skin on my knees is bleeding

Time for a psychic reading

Give Dionne Warwick a call cause pride comes before the fall

My hair’s never seen a brush

Smells like jungle juice and rush

We got your pussy popping

And there’s no sign of stopping

Eat up these kibbles and bits

Take us to 10 billion hits

A natural disaster

We’re Team Adore Delaska

[Spoken:]

All right, so I’ve never heard of a hair brush

So I'm like a coloring book, even a child could read me

Well, you know what, motherfucker?

I look fucking cool

I look fucking cool

[Adore Delano:]

Cause I look fucking cool [x2]

[Spoken:]

Omg, Alaska, can you believe this shit?

[Alaska - Spoken:]

I know, right, Adore Delano?

Our song is so good

I love it

[Adore and Alaska:]

Cause we look fucking cool [x7]