I Knew You Were Trouble Parody lyrics

Once upon a time

Before I was insane

I dated this Disney guy

Joe Jonas was his name

But he broke up with me

You're just way too creepy

Plus I found someone else

His name's Mickey (HO HO)

So, I wrote a song

About his stupid ass

Then, found this guy named John

But that was over fast

If you don't marry me

I will pull out your teeth!

You're totally crazy!

No! Yes! No! Yes! Maybe...

He hit me with his guitar, and he said that "we are through"

Just you wait, until I write a song about you!

Then, I met that Jake Gyllenhal dick

And was obsessed right away!

You've sent me 1,000 messages!

And that's just from today!

Oh, that's because I'm having your baby!

What?! But, you don't even put out

Stop questioning me, Jakey

Or I'll punch you 6 feet underground!

WHOA! WHOA!

Psycho, psycho, psycho!

Fine, go!

It's good material

Next came Kennedy

I think he was fifteen

I bought the house next door

To watch you constantly

And also to make sure

You never ever cheat!

OMG! We are done

You are scary!

Harry was my last

That One Direction freak

I taped him to my wall

So he could never leave

Someone call the police!

You're insane we are through!

You're just like all the rest!

What did I do to you?

So I used, my stalker app

To track down, all of those pricks

The next song I write I'll use

Their blood as my ink! Hey!

Holy crap, that nut job just bursted in! (Ahh!)

What the hell is this?

It's a support group for all the men

You wrote songs about, you bitch!

What? I have not written about Harry yet

I am just planning ahead

Why are you even here anyway?

To finish you all off with my pen!

No, no

Devil, devil, devil

Oh, oh

It's true, I'm the devil!

Ok! that's enough

You were right, she's nuts

You are coming with us

Wait, what?

Get off of me, I'm not crazy!

AAHH!

It worked!

This was all a trick, we knew you would come

So, we hired this doctor

You're going to an insane asylum

Based on the behavior I observed

Oh, oh

Let me go, you assholes!

No! No!

Welcome to your new home

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HO HO, so you're crazy too, huh?