I just had sex [Japanese translation]

Sometimes

(Woahohhoh)

Something beautiful happens in this world

(Akon)

You don’t know how to express yourself so

(And lonely island)

you just gotta sing

I just had sex

And it felt so good

A woman let me put my penis inside her

I just had sex

And I’ll never go back

To the "not having sex"-ways of the past

Have you ever had sex

I had, it felt great

It felt so good

when i did it with my penis

A girl let me do it

it literally just happened

having sex even should make a nice man out the meanest

Never guess where I just came from:

I had sex

If I had to describe the feeling

it was the best

When I had the sex

man, my penis felt great

and I called my parents right after I was done

Oh, hey, didn’t see you there

guess what i just did

Had sex undressed

saw her boobies and the rest

For sure nice of her to let you do that thing

nice of any girl ever now sing

I just had sex

And it felt so good

I wanna let me put my penis inside her

I wanna tell the world

To be honest

I'm surprised she even wanted me to do it

Doesn't really make sense

But man screw it

I ain't one to argue with a good thing

She could be my wife

That good?

The best 30 seconds of my life!

I’m so humbled by the girls

ability to let me do it

Honestly I had sex with a pile of manure

With that in mind

the soft nice smell of girls better

But she let me wear my chain and my turtle neck sweater

So this one’s dedicated to them girls

That let us flop around on top of them (yeah)

Whether near or far,

whether short or tall

We wanna thank you all

for letting us fuck you

She kept looking at her watch (Doesn't matter had sex)

But I cried the whole time (Doesn't matter had sex)

I think she mighta been a racist (Doesn't matter had sex)

She put a bag on my head (still counts)

I just had sex

And my dreams came true

So if you’ve had sex in the last 30 minutes

Then you qualified to sing with me

I just had sex (everybody sing)

And it felt so good (be honest)

I wanna let me put my penis inside her (I wanna tell the world)

I just had sex

And i’ll never go back

To the not having sex ways of the past

It feels so great