I Have A Hole In My Tooth [And My Dentist Is Shut] lyrics

I have a hole in my tooth and my dentist is shut

Maybe this is a sign that I'm all out of luck

Not that I had much of that in my life before

At least my teeth were okay and my gums weren't sore

I have a hole in my tooth and my dentist is closed

Will I have needles in my mouth? I do not know

Looks like I'll be worrying for at least a week

I hope I'm still allowed two sugars in my tea