I get the neck of the chicken lyrics

I get the neck of the chicken

I get the rumble seat ride

I get the leaky umbrella

Everyone shoves me aside

When I jump in my shower each morn'

Sure as fate, I'm too late

All the hot water is gone

I get the neck of the chicken

I get that burnt piece of toast

I get that seat in the movies

Smacko! in back of the post

That's why I can't get over this dream that came true

If I get the neck of the chicken

How did I ever get you?