I en sofa fra IKEA [English translation]

On a sofa from Ikea dad is sitting and beating ma.

An evening in front of the TV, and mom has spilt beer on the table,

So now Dad's cursing and beating mom and using naughty words.

On a sofa from Ikea Mom is sitting and yanking Dad,

in great tufts mom is pulling out all the hair on his head.

So then Dad heads to the karate course and Mom to the bar.

On a sofa from Ikea Dad is sitting beating Ma.

Dad is strong when he is angry,

And he gets angrier when he finds,

that his wife is cheating with his boss,

In his office.

On a sofa from Ikea Mom is sitting clawing at Dad,

Then they shout and rip off all the clothes they have,

On and on they do this,

Mom is Mom and Dad is Dad.

On a sofa from Ikea Mom is lying down, Mom is dead!

The kids head off to the orphanage and Dad on bread and water,

That was today's little lesson,

Love from Wam and Vennerød.

Translated by Tom Heavens.