You never pick your clothes up off the floor
Swear I've told you ten thousand times before
I can't live like this
And you said you'll try harder every time
And then you step over piles like you're dodging land mines
I guess I'll live like this
And I'll say I do
And so you think you've heard snoring before
Until you step into town and hear my Michael's sleeping roar
I can't sleep like this
And so you read on-line the perfect fix
Fell back asleep embracing all of it
I guess I'll sleep like this
And I'll say I do
Because your greatest faults
Are my greatest loves
There are no words to describe how I feel
And with this ring I wed
Only two words said
I do, I do, I love you
And could I ever ask for more
Than your hand in mine and our love forever swore
I'll say I do