I'd like to teach the world to fap [Portuguese translation]

I'd like to build the world a site

And furnish it with porn

Draw hentai pics and girls with dicks

And tentacles galore

I'd like to teach the world to fap (fap with me)

In perfect harmony (perfect harmony)

I'd like to show you dirty toons

For all eternity

I'd like to see the world for once

All standing cock in hand

And hear them jerk it far and wide

Spray jizz throughout the land

(It's fucked up 'round here)

I'd like to teach the world to fap

(let the world fap with me)

In perfect harmony (perfect harmony)

Do do do dooh

I'd like to build the world a site

And furnish it with porn

Draw hentai pics and girls with dicks

And tentacles galore

I'd like to teach the world to fap (fap with me)

In perfect harmony (perfect harmony)

I'd like to show you dirty toons

For all eternity

I'd like to see the world for once

All standing cock in hand

And hear them jerk it far and wide

Spray jizz throughout the land

(It's fucked up 'round here)

I'd like to teach the world to fap

(let the world fap with me)

In perfect harmony (perfect harmony)

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