I Can Change lyrics

Saddam:

Some people say that I'm a bad guy

They may be right, they may be right

But it's not as if I don't try

I just fuck up

Try as I might

But I can change, I can change

I can learn to keep my promises, I swear it

I'll open up my heart and I will share it

Any minute now I will be born again

Yes I can change, I can change

I know I've been a dirty little bastard

I like to kill, I like to maim, yes, I'm insane, but it's okay 'cause I can change

It's not my fault that I'm so evil

It's society, society

You see, my parents were sometimes abusive

And it made a prick of me

But I can change, I can change!

Satan:

What if you remain a sandy little butthole?

Saddam:

Hey Satan! Don't be such a twit

Mother Teresa won't have shit on me!

Just watch, just watch me change

Here I go, I'm changing!