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I Bought Myself A Politician lyrics
I Bought Myself A Politician lyrics
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I Bought Myself A Politician lyrics

I bought myself a politician

'Cause I have never said I'd play it fair

They're currently on sale

Just picked them up from Yale

They're even cheaper if you take a pair

And on a whim I also bought the opposition

It's better to be safe, you never know

And then for even less

I also bought the press

To wrap it up and I was good to go

Who would have thought that no one dared to stop me

On my joyride? (Oh what a joyride)

Who would have thought that I could bring the whole world

To its knees?

And now the time has come to buy my way into the limelight

(Just got the time right)

As universal scientist and generous philanthropist

My shopping list confirms my expertise

I bought myself a politician

'Cause I have never said I'll play it fair

If they are not on sale

I pick them up from jail

It doesn't hurt to have a few to spare

Who would have thought that no one dared to stop me

On my joyride? (Oh what a joyride)

Who would have thought that I could bring the whole world

To its knees?

And now the time has come to buy my way into the limelight

(So I can shine bright)

As universal scientist and generous philanthropist

My shopping list confirms my expertise

If you look closely you can see I'm on a mission

There's something that I really wanna do

I’m promising you health

I'll save you from yourself

That's how I'm gonna try (that's how I'm gonna try)

To get you to comply (to get you to comply)

Might even have to lie so that you will let me buy you too

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