I got 36 expressions
Sweet as pie and tough as leather
And that's six expressions more
Than all them Barrymores put together !
Instead of just kicking me
Why don't they give me a lift ?
Well it must be a plot !
Cause they're scared that I got
Such a gift...
Well I'm miffed !
'Cause...
I'm the greatest star
I am by far !
But no one knows it... Wait !
They're gonna hear a voice
A silver flute : Woo-oo-oo Woo-oo-oo
They'll cheer each toot : "Hey that kid is terrific Mmh.."
When I expose it
Now can't you see to look at me that
I'm a natural Camille...
As Camille I just feel
I've so much to offer !
Hey listen kid, I know I'd be divine because
I'm a natural caugher ! Hi ! Hu ! Hi !
Some ain't got it, not a lump,
I'm a great big clump... of talent ! Laugh !
They'll band in half "Did you ever hear the story about the travlling salesman?"
A thousand jokes, "Stick around for the jokes"
A thousand faces...
I reiterate, when you're gifted,
Then you're gifted !
These are facts, I got no axe to grind
Hey, what are you, blind ?
In all of the world so far, I'm the greatest star !
No autographs, please !
You think beautiful girls are gonna stay in style forever ?
I should say not !
Any minute now they're gonna be out ! Finished !
Then it'll be MY turn !
Who is the pip with piz-zazz ?
Who is all ginger and jazz ?
Who is as glamourous as ?
Who's an american beauty rose ?
With an american beauty nose !
And ten american beauty toes !
Eyes on the target and wham,
One shot, one gun shot and BAM !
Hey Mr Kiney ! Here I am...
I'm the greatest star....
I am by far... but,
No one knows it
That's why I was born
I'll blow my horn 'til
Someone blows it
I'll light up like the light
Right up like the light !
I'll flicker then flare up, Ah !
All the world's gonna stare up
Looking down you'll never see me,
Try the sky 'cause that'll be me !
I can make them cry,
I can make them sigh,
Someday they'll clamor for my drama...
Have you guessed yet ?
Who's the best yet ?
If you ain't I'll tell you one more time
You bet your last dime
In all of the world so far
I am the greatest... greatest... star !