I'm Glad I'm Not Her lyrics

He should be there by now

He said it wouldn't take long to pack

By now he must've told her

He won't be coming back

When he's emptied all his closets

And she has to watch him go

That's the kind of pain I hope

I'll never have to know

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I'm glad I'm not her

I'd hate to be standing in her shoes

I'm glad I'm not her

'Cause he'd be awfully hard to lose

She's the one woman

In the whole wide world I wouldn't want to be

'Cause he's walking out on her

And he's running to me

He'll be moving in tonight

He's finally coming here to stay

But even when his toothbrush

And his clothes are put away

And he's held me and he's loved me

And we're drifting off to sleep

Oh, God, now that he's mine

Please make him someone I can keep

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