I'm Broke lyrics

I ain't no joke, so you should get a pen

And write yourself a little note so you don't forget again

That when it comes to cash, I've been gettin' smoked

Lendin' out my money, now I'm broke

Somebody's gettin' choked, 'cause now it's time to pay the piper

Bums are the type of shit that's in a diaper

Don't make me have to call a sniper

And wipe your brains off my windshield wiper

You dirty bug, as soon as I get paid they come in masses

There's someone givin' classes on kissin' people's asses

Unless you're livin' where the trash is

Don't even come around here askin' where my cash is

Me? I'm broke!

Me? I'm broke!

I ain't no joke, I'll say it once again

And if I get provoked, there'll be knuckles on your chin

Some people never learn – borrowin' from me? You might regret it

For one, I ain't no bank and you got shitty credit

As soon as I get paid, they're comin' out the woodwork

Take your ass and get a job, like you should, jerk!

Unless you're livin' where the trash is

But you're not, so find another spot where the cash is

Me? I'm broke!

Me? I'm broke!

Give me back my money, you bum

You said you'd pay me back

I'm broke and for that you deserve a smackin' for slackin'

Now people say that I'm a slacker

If I'm a slacker, it's through the eyes of the ones that are blind

You said you'd pay me back

I'm broke and for that you deserve a smackin' for slackin'

Now people say that I'm a slacker

If I'm a slacker, it's through the eyes of the ones that are blind

You said you'd pay me back

I'm broke and for that you deserve a smackin' for slackin'

Now people say that I'm a slacker

If I'm a slacker, it's through the eyes of the ones that are blind

Give me back my money, my money, my money

(It's always been like that)

You said you'd pay me back

I'm broke and for that you deserve a smackin' for slackin'

Now people say that I'm a slacker

If I'm a slacker, it's through the eyes of the ones that are blind

You said you'd pay me back

I'm broke and for that you deserve a smackin' for slackin'

Now people say that I'm a slacker

If I'm a slacker, it's through the eyes of the ones that are blind