I'm Afraid Of The Internet lyrics

[Chorus]

Ba da ba da

Ba da ba da whoa

I'm afraid of the internet

[Verse 1]

I'm afraid of the internet

And the crazy shit that people say

When their hiding behind a mask

And they're hungry and horny and up too late

I'm afraid that we can't go back

This big machine's too bad to break

I'm afraid of the things I did

One day they'll post all my mistakes, all my mistakes

[Chorus]

Ba ba da ba

Ba ba da ba whoa

I'm afraid of the internet (4x)

[Verse 2]

God it's hard to be innocent

When the world is showing you its dick

And disaster is imminent

Getting sicker and stranger with every click

I'm afraid that we're going too far

This big machine's too bad to break

I'm afraid of the things I saw

Some things you just cannot forget, you can't forget, you can't forget, you can't forget

[Bridge]

Scared of spiders

Scared of people dying in their sleep

So now I Googled

"Can you have a heart attack at 33"

First I looked up at Reddit

Then I looked around at WebMD

Saw a list of all the symptoms

Asked myself could this be me?

Then I clicked a picture of an actress that I never knew

She had recently died tragically

She drowned at Lake Piru

I started crying and I wondered

If that's a normal thing to do

So I searched the 5 stages of grief

And found a link to something cute

It was a meme of a dog in a bikini at the beach

In big white letters at the bottom, it says:

"Follow your dreams"

So I got up to take some action

Feeling high on self esteem

But then the high it started crashing

So I turned back to the screen

And I started to scream

[Chorus]

Ba ba da ba

Ba ba da ba whoa

I'm afraid of the internet (x8)