Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah
You know every once in a while, I shoot the breeze
I spend my time
I talk about silly things
I like to talk about Jesus Christ
'Cause I wonder what would happen if He passed you by
Would you be scared?
Would you believe in Him?
Would you bust your asses to get him institutionalized?
Well, I bet He'd be cool
I bet He'd be damn good looking
I bet that He smelt divine
I'm not talking about Calvin Klein's Obsession1
Just one of those people who smell good all the time
There's no reason why
What would He wear?
Would He wear Tom Hilfiger?2
Or be Urban Outfitted?3
Well, I don't think so
See, I bet He liked Gaultier4
Lord, I need Your protection
Spend some time in my direction
I need Your protection
Spend some time in my direction
I need Your protection
Spend some time in my direction
You know every once in a while, I shoot the breeze
I spend my time
I talk about silly things
And tonight I'd like to talk to you about Jesus Christ
'Cause I wonder how we'd deal if He just passed you by
Well, I bet He'd be a star
I bet my Star Wars figures He would be a movie star
A Quentin Tarantino next-big-thing
Primadonna, then He'd appear on Oprah
But you know what?
I don't think so
Could you imagine Him hanging?
Piccadilly Circus, Times Square, The Walk of Fame at Christies
He could easily become a regular
Do you know what?
I don't think so
I bet my speeder bike He'd turn His back on all of that
Lord, I need Your protection
Spend some time in my direction
I need Your protection
Spend some time in my direction
I need Your protection
Spend some time in my direction
Some people have just got it
You know, like standing next to Elvis Presley
Well then, multiply that feeling by 1 million
And you know what I'm talking about
'Cause I'll bet He was cool
Man, I bet that cowboy was so damn good looking, baby, yeah