I'll Bet He Was Cool lyrics

Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah

You know every once in a while, I shoot the breeze

I spend my time

I talk about silly things

I like to talk about Jesus Christ

'Cause I wonder what would happen if He passed you by

Would you be scared?

Would you believe in Him?

Would you bust your asses to get him institutionalized?

Well, I bet He'd be cool

I bet He'd be damn good looking

I bet that He smelt divine

I'm not talking about Calvin Klein's Obsession1

Just one of those people who smell good all the time

There's no reason why

What would He wear?

Would He wear Tom Hilfiger?2

Or be Urban Outfitted?3

Well, I don't think so

See, I bet He liked Gaultier4

Lord, I need Your protection

Spend some time in my direction

I need Your protection

Spend some time in my direction

I need Your protection

Spend some time in my direction

You know every once in a while, I shoot the breeze

I spend my time

I talk about silly things

And tonight I'd like to talk to you about Jesus Christ

'Cause I wonder how we'd deal if He just passed you by

Well, I bet He'd be a star

I bet my Star Wars figures He would be a movie star

A Quentin Tarantino next-big-thing

Primadonna, then He'd appear on Oprah

But you know what?

I don't think so

Could you imagine Him hanging?

Piccadilly Circus, Times Square, The Walk of Fame at Christies

He could easily become a regular

Do you know what?

I don't think so

I bet my speeder bike He'd turn His back on all of that

Lord, I need Your protection

Spend some time in my direction

I need Your protection

Spend some time in my direction

I need Your protection

Spend some time in my direction

Some people have just got it

You know, like standing next to Elvis Presley

Well then, multiply that feeling by 1 million

And you know what I'm talking about

'Cause I'll bet He was cool

Man, I bet that cowboy was so damn good looking, baby, yeah