I'd Come Back to Me lyrics

Well if birds flew underwater

If a dollar bill was a dime

Boy wouldn't things be crazy?

But maybe then you'd come around sometime

If steamships flew the sky-ways

And honey wasn't made by the bee

If black was blue, if I was you

I'd come back to me

There's no way for you to know

How much that I miss ya so

The world would have to turn outside in

For you to ever be mine again

Well now if airplanes all flew backwards

And the moon was at the bottom of the sea

If one was two

If I was you

I'd come back to me

What if everything got reversed

Hobos and caviar

And rich folks took to ridin' on Santa Fe box cars

My hopes for you returning

Look hopeless as can be

If one was two

If I was you

I'd come back to me

There's no way for you to know

How much that I miss ya so

The world would have to turn outside in

For you to ever be mine again

Well now if polar bears wore derbies(1)

And penguins ivy league(2)

If Ah was Ü

If I was you

I'd come back to me

Yea if one was two

If I was you

I'd come back to me

If egg was foo

If I was you

You'd be to young for me