Hypa hypa Eskimo
I'm your callboy
sweet like a seal baby
and no orgasm is faked
Honest, thirty, stupid, German,
naive and drunk
But with me, girls easily get wet1,
just like a drop
I am full blooded romantic, girl
we'll dine in MC Donalds
60 nuggets, MC Rib
apple turnover, a kilo fries
You're a bomb
sexy hairstyle like spat out
you rattle me as if
your head were a bongo drum
easily down a
case of beer and can still look straight ahead
Birkenstock sandals and socks
am half carnival god half paragon
bar apprenticeship A plus
boozing engineer with a diploma
is looking for girls with class
instead of those with Botox bumps
Yeah!
Hypa Hypa
You're pretty and I like ya
Move your body girl
All night long
Hypa Hypa
You're pretty and I like ya
You're gonna be my girl
All night long
I talk to a woman
how about we go to my place
she says yes immediately
suppose that's the highlight of my dream
I wake up in a pile
of wet kitchen tissues
with an old boobie magazine
and my dick still glowing
That has been going like this for a while
girls say no thanks
alright, teeth need braces and
the penis is as thin as fishing wire
stands at an angle on its own
crooked like wiggum and smells like mettwurst2
at the latest in bed she'll remember
that she still has to get going
First Amina I'll suck it right away
then run away in a panic
of course I have to cry at the end
and sleep at my mom's
She is always proud of Mike
even when he's unsuccessful
she tickles my tummy and says
you have to be friendly if you want to fuck
Hypa Hypa
You're pretty and I like ya
You're gonna be my girl
All night long
Hypa Hypa
You're pretty and I like ya
You're gonna be my girl
All night long
1. become slightly wet2. German sausage made from raw minced pork with garlic