Life is a dog (1)
Today you feel fit as a fiddle
But tomorrow comes the cancer diagnoses
Life is a dog
Yes, life is a dog
Yes, life is a dog
You were kind and social
And always nice and loyal
But there was the AIDS scandal
And there was also that one time...
Because life is a dog
yeah yeah life is a dog
You have lived like a saint
Went to bed early rather than late
Now you have smoker's leg and lung cancer (2)
Know one knows how such a thing goes.
Because life is a dog
Yes life is a dog
Life is a dog
Yeah yeah life is a dog
Life is a dog
Ohhh life is a dog
You have smoked and drank heavily
And met with women who were strangers
You are now 98 years old
and no end in sight
because life is a dog
Yeaaah life is a dog
Life is a dog
oh oh life is a dog
Life is a dog
Life is a dog
Life is a dog
Sometimes black, sometimes white, sometimes mixed
It barks it bites, it eats it shites
And sometimes grinds on your leg
Oh no, life is no pig
No, life is a dog
Life is a dog.