HPL [English translation]

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It all started when a group of tourists

Disturbed an abandoned fosse among unknown pathways

A year later a keeper and a raft disappeared nearby

Then cows had offsprings like nothing on Earth

Birds no longer sing in the forests or it just seems like that

There are bright colors in wells, even cicadas are silent

A fat psalm reader saw enormous footsteps

People didn't believe him and said: "Who left them? Aren't they yours?"

A village doctor is confused about the spreading of lice

A drunk geologist didn't notice the movement of tectonic plates

Fishermen are taking out something from the sea bottom

Poets and artists are writhing and going mad

The lake boils with ooze, making a 'cuckoo' sign the sheriff

Sent the patrols, but the Unthinkable is inside

The sky's color is like Old-Testament ash, there are clouds of dust,

Smoke is bursting out of the pipe of a long forgotten church

That's when the mayor received two weird letters

Which were partially illegible, one could say "extremely illegible"

The town hall thought it was just a fake and a prank

But all deputies and village chiefs signed the letters

A graphologist could hardly decode only the following:

"Don't send back up, everything is ok here.

And everything that was wrong is yldrah fine now.

Come visit us, emoh kcab og uoy tel ton lliw retsam wen ruoy."