Today I feel weird and I don't understand why
If nothing strange has happened to get me down
Today I feel weird and I don't know what to do
It might be that today I thought back
On the days of my childhood, when I was always feeling bad
I was an only child of chance
My father was a hippie and my mother was a punk
Ah, could be! It was the nanny who
Put Valium in my bottle to keep me from
Crying, and one day went
Out with her friends and came back with that bunch of druggies
And, tripping, in a Satanic rite
They tortured my hamster and cooked it
It was hell, they made me taste it
And it wasn't even tender
It depends, I was a dumbass kid then
As my uncle, who is a guy who gets me, said, he who doesn't suffer doesn't learn
And I had a tooth kicked out
And the money the tooth fairy left under my pillow got stolen
Everyone laughed when I rolled my r's
My grandmother said that if she died I shouldn't bury her
And to keep going up:
"Maybe, maybe, maybe"
Today I feel weird and I don't understand why
If nothing strange has happened to get me down
Today I feel weird and I don't know what to do
I sit here and wait for it to pass and say "ciao"
Ooh...
Could be that I was marked
As the child of divorced parents
How moronic! I hadn't thought of it then
But if that was how it was we'd all be traumatized
And I, in the twilight, put on some blues
And my grandmother asked Jesus to make sure that Gardel wasn't from Toulouse
With her cross I pricked the bubbles of pus
That I got from my allergy to mousse--achoos!!!
Maybe it's that I went over to have dinner
With my dad's new girlfriend, who invited me but made me wash the dishes
And when she saw my sister walking in half-naked
She said to me, look, the models are all sluts
And I pissed her off
Because when she gets drunk she gets slutty
And I had to split when after the fourth glass of wine she started to fondle me
And she laughed and started to hiccup
And she told me in advance
That she was going to leave my old man for a guy who'd pay for her lipo
Maybe that's why I'm so sensitive
Life is unpredictable
Today I feel weird and I don't understand why
If nothing strange has happened to get me down
Today I feel weird and I don't know what to do
I sit here and wait for it to pass and say "ciao"
Ooh...
Could be that the guy at the pharmacy wasn't amused
When he learned that I defend euthanasia to the death
He said that if everyone died they'd go out of business
And threw a bottle of homeopathic medicine at me
Or one of those
As the peyote said, I'm sick in the head
But no, the doctor who cured me
Swore that the wound the bottle left on my neck had already scarred
Maybe it's that aperitif I had in the cafe
While nibbling a salami and listening to Led Zeppelin
Or it could be that waitress, who looked pretty vicious
Slipped something in my drink
But how rude!! If she broke the glass
When I burned her arm with my cigarette
And due to my clumsiness she left the giant barrel of beer badly closed
And the bar was flooded...
That's right, I think I wanted to pick up the chick
Talking about the tsunami
And, getting worn out, she said, "Did you see?" and I went back to where you came from
Heaven doesn't exist
Today I feel weird and I don't understand why
If nothing strange has happened to get me down
Today I feel weird and I don't know what to do
I sit here and wait for it to pass and say "ciao"