How Am I Still Alive?

Ring-ring, hello

I'm not at your service since my answer phone

Hold on, bye-bye

There's a thousand other ways I'd rather kill my time

I've never really liked doing anything

I barely sing out when they threw me in the rain

I've never really wanted anyone at all

Apart from Michael when he fainted during football

I kiss his face when he tells me to, yeah

He drops his trousers in my shampoo

Wait! I'm dreaming of the life I wanted

Pinch me, I'm happy that I never got it

Knock-knock, go home

I'd rather never answer than you stay too long

Crash-crash, om-oh

You would still be smocking if the house burned down

I'm getting really good at talking to myself

I kinda noticed you are fucking someone else

I wanted more and more to fade into the back

Until I'm staring at my micro, what a drag

I kiss his face when he tells me to, yeah

He drops his trousers in my shampoo

Wait! I'm dreaming of the life I wanted

Pinch me, I'm happy that I never got it

How am I still alive? It blows my mind

How am I still alive? It blows my mind

How am I still alive? It blows my mind

How am I still alive? It blows my mind

How am I still alive? It blows my mind

How am I still alive? It blows my mind

I kiss his face when he tells me to, yeah

He drops his trousers in my shampoo

Wait! I'm dreaming of the life I wanted

Pinch me, I'm happy that I never got it

I kiss his face when he tells me to, yeah

He drops his trousers in my shampoo

Wait! I'm dreaming of the life I wanted

Pinch me, I'm happy that I never got it