Honey, I'm Home lyrics

The car won't start—It's Falling apart

I was late for work and the boss got smart

My panty line shows--got a run in my hose

My hair went flat—man, I hate that (hate that)

Just when I thought things couldn't get worse

I realized I forgot my purse

With all this stress—I must confess

This could be worse than PMS

This job ain't worth the pay

Can't wait till the end of the day

Honey, I'm on my way

Hey! Hey! Hey! Hey!

Honey, I'm home and I had a hard day

Pour me a cold one and oh, by the way

Rub my feet, gimme something to eat

Fix me up my favorite treat

Honey, I'm back, my head's killing me

I need to relax and watch TV

Get off the phone—give the dog a bone

Hey! Hey! Honey, I'm home!

I broke a nail opening the mail

I cursed out loud 'cause it hurts like hell

This job's a pain--it's so mundane

It sure don't stimulate my brain

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(CHORUS)

Oh, rub my neck will you

(CHORUS)

I'm home, that feels much better