They called me from Hollywood, said "you got
The look"
"I'll do anything", I said, ready to
Suck cock
Ready to make a movie, make it, make it
Rain
Wanted to make the hall of fame, nahmsayin
So I took a trip to Hollywood, backpack
Full of dreams
Was going to make the big screen, by any means
So I called my contact, said I'm
in town
But they left me on seen, it's not
Always as it seems
I have a manager in the states that loves
What I do
He always says "Christopher, I love your
Character"
You've got something special, really, you can go
Far
And you're intelligent, baby you could be a
Star
I think you can get a Golden Globe, Oscar
And an Emmy
You dare think big, it's you and Carew
And Hennie
Now I gotta get my buzz going like a
Fucking bee
Get a new accent and start dating
Thea Sofie
Everyone in Norway says "come visit home, you
Promised, you gave us pinky"
I went "chill the fuck out, I'm
Busy with things"
Plus the weed here is purple, it looks
Like Tinky Winky
No wonder I'm still hanging out, I
Mean
I'm scared, I'll admit it
I don't want to see the film about my life in reprise on
TV3
Or straight to DVD, but hey
Everyone loved me as Karsten and as that guy in
AF1
They called me from Hollywood, said "you got
The look"
"I'll do anything", I said, ready to
Suck cock
Ready to make a movie, make it, make it
Rain
Wanted to make the hall of fame, nahmsayin
So I took a trip to Hollywood, backpack
Full of dreams
Was going to make the big screen, by any means
So I called my contact, said I'm
in town
But they left me on seen, it's not
Always as it seems
I really thought you were amazing in your
Latest movie role
I told a dude, 'cause I knew he had
Blow
You seem really cool bro, how long are
You in town
I went "god knows, guess I'll see you
Guys around"
Gotta go, I gotta raise some hell
Party with it girls, make sure to kiss and
Tell
Eating oysters with them and really get out of
My shell
Only for tonight
Gotta get the money tomorrow
My dad's name isn't Vipps Kartel, bro
I'm kind of a big deal back in Norway, like
For real
You know Norwegian Grammies?
I think I'm up to like three of those
Selling out solo shows, get the money
I'm actually a millionare, counting in
Norwegian crowns
I'm scared, I'll admit it
I don't want to see the film about my life in reprise on
TV3
Or straight to DVD, but hey
Everyone loved me as Hubert and as that guy in
AF1
They called me from Hollywood said "you got
The look"
"I'll do anything", I said, ready to
Suck cock
Ready to make a movie make it make it
Rain
Wanted to make the hall of fame, nahmsayin
So I took a trip to Hollywood backpack
Full of dreams
Was going to make the big screen, by any means
So I called my contact, said I'm
in town
But they left me on seen, it's not
Always as it seems