Holland [English translation]

In the city, where i'm well known by now

Lekker(1) Bitterballen with mustard and a Fritte with a drink.

Light a fat one - of course, everyone's tripping

Nobody's aggro, everyone's tripping

Holland is the boss, i think windmills are cool

Every time on the beach i have to search my arm floats first

On the camping ground, showered for 5 bucks

2 - 3 hours is thorough enough

No dune is a challenge with the proper shoes

Everything sounds funny here, Schlümpfe(2) are Smurfs

Bicycles are Fietsen, beer is called Bier

Every summer on the beach, Holland vakantie(3)

Barbecue and fishing, the Frikandel

Afterwards in the Supermarket collecting mushrooms

In the trader's shop next door, because

They have the best selection of the country

Lekker beach and lekker Meisje(4)

Lekker vakantie

Lekker Chocomel and Vla

'cause we are hiiiigh

Lekker neuken op de Wallen zonder te betalen

Holland is the most epic city of the world

Hey, in the summer when we were in Holland with the scooter on a roll

Completely tripping with a few dollars and a handcart

Was more packed than usual, cause i already drove Holland

Sundays, when i'm asking, carrying my grandma

I've gotta say though for a kingdom, Holland

Is really not a big city

So close to the water, when a wave hits, most people get wet

So long, H-to-the-Land, i buy a can and pay no can deposit(5)

Holland is absolutely epic, they have meat croquettes

Which look from the inside like already eaten, yummy!

You spilled a Coke from McDonald's on your pants

Better drink Chocomel instead, punches

A lot better to the dope aswell; Joppiesauce i think

is yummy aswell

And generally what's going on here, everyone's smiling and

Smashed riding their bicycle

Many things here are pretty okay, Holland my city, i want

to live here one day actually

Lekker beach and lekker Meisje

Lekker vakantie

Lekker Chocomel and Vla

'cause we are hiiiigh

Lekker neuken op de Wallen zonder te betalen

Holland is the most epic city of the world

Lekker beach and lekker Meisje

Lekker vakantie

Lekker Chocomel and Vla

'cause we are hiiiigh

Lekker neuken op de Wallen zonder te betalen

Holland is the most epic city of the world

Once again with my crew, cruising the Netherlands

And the fact that they say Netherlands here has nothing to do with being on Nether-lever

Except when they're playing ball with the foot, but they are

already high in their cabins

So they're good losers - Holland is the most epic city of the world

Lekker beach and lekker Meisje

Lekker vakantie

Lekker Chocomel and Vla

'cause we are hiiiigh

Lekker neuken op de Wallen zonder te betalen

Holland is the most epic city of the world

Lekker beach and lekker Meisje

Lekker vakantie

Lekker Chocomel and Vla

'cause we are hiiiigh

Lekker neuken op de Wallen zonder te betalen

Holland is the most epic city of the world