In the city, where i'm well known by now
Lekker(1) Bitterballen with mustard and a Fritte with a drink.
Light a fat one - of course, everyone's tripping
Nobody's aggro, everyone's tripping
Holland is the boss, i think windmills are cool
Every time on the beach i have to search my arm floats first
On the camping ground, showered for 5 bucks
2 - 3 hours is thorough enough
No dune is a challenge with the proper shoes
Everything sounds funny here, Schlümpfe(2) are Smurfs
Bicycles are Fietsen, beer is called Bier
Every summer on the beach, Holland vakantie(3)
Barbecue and fishing, the Frikandel
Afterwards in the Supermarket collecting mushrooms
In the trader's shop next door, because
They have the best selection of the country
Lekker beach and lekker Meisje(4)
Lekker vakantie
Lekker Chocomel and Vla
'cause we are hiiiigh
Lekker neuken op de Wallen zonder te betalen
Holland is the most epic city of the world
Hey, in the summer when we were in Holland with the scooter on a roll
Completely tripping with a few dollars and a handcart
Was more packed than usual, cause i already drove Holland
Sundays, when i'm asking, carrying my grandma
I've gotta say though for a kingdom, Holland
Is really not a big city
So close to the water, when a wave hits, most people get wet
So long, H-to-the-Land, i buy a can and pay no can deposit(5)
Holland is absolutely epic, they have meat croquettes
Which look from the inside like already eaten, yummy!
You spilled a Coke from McDonald's on your pants
Better drink Chocomel instead, punches
A lot better to the dope aswell; Joppiesauce i think
is yummy aswell
And generally what's going on here, everyone's smiling and
Smashed riding their bicycle
Many things here are pretty okay, Holland my city, i want
to live here one day actually
Lekker beach and lekker Meisje
Lekker vakantie
Lekker Chocomel and Vla
'cause we are hiiiigh
Lekker neuken op de Wallen zonder te betalen
Holland is the most epic city of the world
Lekker beach and lekker Meisje
Lekker vakantie
Lekker Chocomel and Vla
'cause we are hiiiigh
Lekker neuken op de Wallen zonder te betalen
Holland is the most epic city of the world
Once again with my crew, cruising the Netherlands
And the fact that they say Netherlands here has nothing to do with being on Nether-lever
Except when they're playing ball with the foot, but they are
already high in their cabins
So they're good losers - Holland is the most epic city of the world
Lekker beach and lekker Meisje
Lekker vakantie
Lekker Chocomel and Vla
'cause we are hiiiigh
Lekker neuken op de Wallen zonder te betalen
Holland is the most epic city of the world
Lekker beach and lekker Meisje
Lekker vakantie
Lekker Chocomel and Vla
'cause we are hiiiigh
Lekker neuken op de Wallen zonder te betalen
Holland is the most epic city of the world