Ho ho ho, bring a bottle of rum
Ho ho ho, cream and whiskey bourbon
Ho ho ho, bring a bottle of booze, we got nothing to lose, ho ho ho
Ho ho ho, bring a friend if you please
Ho ho ho, Santa's open to me
Ho ho ho, all the misfits and us hope the misfits show up, ho ho ho
Ho ho ho, it don't get better than this
Ho ho ho, in the land of misfits
Ho ho ho, we're all losing our lids, we got nothing, but this, ho ho ho
Ho ho ho, gon' be our family
Ho ho ho, this is Christmas baby
Ho ho ho, bring a friend if you please, bring them all to their knees, ho ho ho