Histoires de fesses [English translation]

I curse

The timeservers

Who compromise through big lies

And ignore collateral

Damages

Gag law

I curse

The penny-pinching rich

The hodgepodge of all sorts, I love

Plain pasta,

Plain pasta

Is what I love, no problem

I like

Stories

Stories

Badass love stories

That sucks

Such is the case

I admit it

Stories

Stories

Badass love stories

Such is the case

That sucks

I admit it

Stories, stories, stories

Badass love stories

I curse

Those obsessed with their own selves

Amid their own delicatessen,

And their own conceit

(No kidding?)

As for me

I’m sick of the chef’s specials

I’m sick of fat slobs

Of clichés without any right

To full-blooded life

To public illustrations

To eye-killing images

But I like

Stories

Stories

Badass love stories

That sucks

Such is the case

I admit it

(Speaking)

Jerome, can you turn up the volume for

"Badass Love Stories?" I can't hear very well

What are you doing tonight?

Stories, stories, stories

Badass love stories