As soon as I open my eyes in the morning
I'm flooded by information
from the newspapers and web portals
it's a daily dose of worrying
The headlines are bombastic
for the jet-set and the black chronicle
Who's getting married, how many died
it's terror and accordions
A thousand "whys"
and zero "because"
Will the new war
be initiated by Russia or NATO?
Every news
gets me completely numb
but I don't wanna worry
so I wouldn't hurt my willy
The glaciers are melting
poor mothers of ours
Who will we send
to the Eurovision?
Paranoia is filling our heads
are there even any good news nowadays?
Who's which blood type?
Will we get swallowed by the black hole?
Sing "It will be better"
while we're rolling in mud
Screw the worrying,
let's keep our prostate healthy
This is the anthem of the generation
we live out of worrying
This is the anthem of the generation
in the asshole of the civilization
The glaciers are melting
poor mothers of ours
Who will we send
to the Eurovision?
Paranoia is filling our heads
are there even any good news nowadays?
Who's which blood type?
Will we get swallowed by the black hole?
Sing "It will be better"
while we're rolling in mud
Screw the worrying,
let's keep our prostate healthy
This is the anthem of the generation
we live out of worrying
This is the anthem of the generation
in the asshole of the civilization