On the beach of Likolahti
Together with Hilma Holkki
We would always dream of a love relationship
I held Hilma's hand in mine
And we hurried to the barn
We put our dentures in the same glass
For the night
Until Hilma was taken away from me by Onni
Laukkanen, the village's stud in a tie
No longer do I hear the splashing of your over-sized boots from the cowhouse
Hilma's dentures have left the glass
The chickens and pigs have been sold
I had to get the cows used to automatic milking
I'm heading to the cowhouse again
The switch of the milking machine won't work
Why won't I ever get you back, Hilma?
Why was Hilma taken away from me by Onni
Laukkanen, the village's stud in a tie
No longer do I hear the splashing of your over-sized boots from the cowhouse
You've put on nail polish
And locked your barn
You'll go between the sheets with Onni Laukkanen
Your tool is leaning against the barn stairs
And I'm digging a ditch in agony
Laukkanen and the fall may come
But not me
Because Hilma was taken away from me by Onni
Laukkanen, the village's stud in a tie
No longer do I hear the splashing of your over-sized boots from the cowhouse
Is that why you, Hilma, left me
That I never joined the army
When you kept shoveling dung into the dump
Now, I regret it all
Hilma is already expecting Onni's child
In two weeks
They'll have their wedding
I'm going to crash the reception
And get my revenge by farting at Hilma's wedding
No longer do I hear the splashing of your over-sized boots from the cowhouse
All by myself, on top of a hill
I'm thinking about you