I wanna be a highschool football hero
With an S.A.T. score less than zero
I wanna try to drink my weight in beer-o
I wanna be a highschool football hero
I wanna score a touchdown so I can score after the game
I don't care about my future 'cause it is just another day
I'll rush for forty yards and drink four forties later on
I'm done with this brunette, someone pass me another blonde
Coach tells me to drink my milk and wash it down with 'roids
I've gotta get my rest so I can party with the boys
My brain is upside-down, so I'm just a little slow
I'll change my name to Bubba so that everyone will know