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An actor's life for me
A high silk hat and a silver cane
A watch of gold with a diamond chain
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An actor's life is gay
It's great to be a celebrity
An actor's life for me
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An actor's life for me
A wax mustache and a beaver coat
A pony cart and a billy goat
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An actor's life is fun
You wear your hair in a pompadour
You ride around in a coach and four
You stop and buy out a candy store
An actor's life for me!