The door rings
My mother comes in
& I ask myself
For who is the bouquet?
I don't like flowers
She knows that very well
But in contrast to me
She is really pretty smart
Because she ha-ha-has in the calendar looked
& it ha-ha-has a secret spat out
3 times may you guess
What could it well be
Flowers you don't get for free
No no no
Refrain:
Today ha-ha-have I a birthday
There you are, thank you
Yeah, yeah, yeah
Whether I wear my hair long or short (wear short)
Or anybody likes my f**t (likes f**t)
Don't care, because today it's my birthday
Ten minutes later
& it rings again
who is the young lady
that pleases my sight
Is it Katja?
Is it Angelica?
It can't be my mother
Because she is already there
Patent leather boots
From her heel to her hip
It still takes a couple of beats
Til the secret is revealed to me
It can also not be my fa-fa-father
Because he is no women
No no no
Refrain
A half hour later
They are all on the scene
Naturally also the local
Brass band
That to my suprise only consists of ladies
& they play for me now my birthday song
There also passes the Pope
with his girlfriend
& with an ancient trick
he makes two fish out of one
I don't trust my eyes
That can hardly be
Is it Siegfried & Roy
No no no
Refrain(2x)
Happy happy tralalalala