Her Real Name Isn't Blaineley lyrics

Geoff:

Here's an open letter to a treasure of a girl!

Blaineley:

That's me!

Geoff:

Whose behavior on this show always makes me hurl!

Blaineley:

What?!

Geoff:

She's a nasty, fake blonde schemer, who calls herself your host!

Without the help of her entourage, her job would be toast!

Entourage:

Hey!

Blaineley:

Hey! Heeeyyy.....

Geoff:

She'll tell you that she loves your shirt, but it's something she can't stand!

She's just so full of you-know-what, she has to double-flush the can!

Entourage:

Hey!

Blaineley:

I eat a lot of fiber!

Geoff:

She bought two pairs of the same jeans, one size four, and one size eight!

So when she wears the bigger ones, you'll ask if she's lost weight!

Entourage:

Hey!

Geoff:

She's not the gal you think she is, so let me tell you plainly.

There's thick black hair between her toes, and her real name isn't Blaineley!

Entourage:

Hey!

Geoff:

She's a phony, scheming, weasel-nose!

And her real name isn't Blaineley!

She steals and lies, and she's evil, bros, and her real name isn't Blaineley! It's Mildred!

Entourage:

Hey!