Her Bathing Suit Never Got Wet [Russian translation]

By the waters of the Caribbean

Lived a lovely little Latin Queen

In her bathing suit she can be seen

Strolling down beside the sea

But her bathing suit never got wet

And she was the Admiral’s daughter

And always so close to the water

But her bathing suit never got wet

Then one day imagine her surprise

Clouds began to gather in the skies

There she stood just like a frightened pup

When the heavens opened up

But her bathing suit never got wet

For there on the sand was a feller

And he had the cutest umbrella

So her bathing suit never got wet

Then a boy whom she'd snubbed one day

He got revenge, and in the very sweetest way

He turned the hose upon this Latin Beaut'

Who standing in her bathing suit

But her bathing suit never got wet

No, no, no, no

For while she was weeping and screaming

She woke up and found she was dreaming

So her bathing suit never got wet

Here’s what happened on the beach one night

When she saw nobody was in sight

She made up her mind and she went

Swimming to her heart’s content

But her bathing suit never got wet

You'd agree that she couldn't look cuter

Wearin' her birthday suiter

So her bathing suit never got wet

No it never, never, never, never got wet

Not yet