Her Bathing Suit never got Wet [French translation]

By the waters of the Caribbean

Lived a lovely little Latin Queen

In her bathing suit she can be seen

Strolling down beside the sea

        But her bathing suit never got wet

        And she was an Admiral’s daughter

        And always so close to the water

        But her bathing suit never got wet

Then one day imagine her surprise

Clouds began to gather in the skies

There she stood just like a frightened pup

When the heavens opened up

        But her bathing suit never got wet

        For there on the sand was a feller

        And he had the cutest umbrella

        So her bathing suit never got wet

Then a boy whom she had snubbed one day

Got revenge, and in the sweetest way

Turned the hose upon this Latin Beaut

Standing in her bathing suit

        But her bathing suit never got wet

        For while she was weeping and screaming

        She woke up and found she was dreaming

        So her bathing suit never got wet

Here’s what happened on the beach one night

When she saw that no one was in sight

She made up her mind and in she went

Swimming to her heart’s content

        But her bathing suit never got wet

        And here is the answer, oh brother

        She borrowed a suit from her mother

        So her bathing suit never got wet

Then one day she broke the golden rule

Climbed the ladder of a swimming pool

There she stood, and as the people roared

She dove off the diving board

        But her bathing suit never got wet

        And oh, what a lesson it taught her:

        What good is a pool without water?

        But her bathing suit... never got wet...