Hello Parody

Hello?

Help me

I have no service

I shouldn't have switched to AT&T

I cannot

Even tweet

My entire world is crashing down

I feel like I'm dying

Hello?

Can you hear me?

Adele calm down use the landline

You are such a drama queen!

No, I cancelled that

Last week

I'm having a panic attack!

Just try outside, stop crying

This entire song is

One giant

First world problem rant

Hello, oh God, no why?

I still have zero bars outside

I'm so screwed, my life is

Crumbling before my eyes

Wait, I know I'll go

Back in

End connect with wifi

Oh no, I'm locked outside

I can't fucking believe this, why?

Please come to the door

And let me back in the home

It's 50 degrees and all I

Have is this massive coat

I'm so cold

Thank God!

A payphone

In the middle of the woods

Makes perfect sense normal totally

Come on!

Pick it up

I can't believe I'm locked out of the house

And you're not answering

It's been an hour

Since my last tweet

My fans must think I'm dead

Help me, I cannot get online

If I do not say hello I

Will lose my following

They will forget about me

Wait, hold up, I have a

Bar, now I can tweet

Hello I'm still alive

I have bad service locked outside

She can't get in her house

And her service is bad

Oh God, poor Adele, her life is

In shambles, it's so sad

It's the worst day of my life

And now my fucking phone just died

Everything's gone wrong, my

World's falling apart

I might as well just give up and

Shove this knife in my heart

Goodbye world!

--VIDEO--

What are you doing?

You know this is a push door, right?

By the way I ate the last sice of pizza.

--SONG--

Now I'm gonna starve and die!

--VIDEO--

Wait, that's it!

You're way too dramatic.

We're breaking up!