Hello?
Help me
I have no service
I shouldn't have switched to AT&T
I cannot
Even tweet
My entire world is crashing down
I feel like I'm dying
Hello?
Can you hear me?
Adele calm down use the landline
You are such a drama queen!
No, I cancelled that
Last week
I'm having a panic attack!
Just try outside, stop crying
This entire song is
One giant
First world problem rant
Hello, oh God, no why?
I still have zero bars outside
I'm so screwed, my life is
Crumbling before my eyes
Wait, I know I'll go
Back in
End connect with wifi
Oh no, I'm locked outside
I can't fucking believe this, why?
Please come to the door
And let me back in the home
It's 50 degrees and all I
Have is this massive coat
I'm so cold
Thank God!
A payphone
In the middle of the woods
Makes perfect sense normal totally
Come on!
Pick it up
I can't believe I'm locked out of the house
And you're not answering
It's been an hour
Since my last tweet
My fans must think I'm dead
Help me, I cannot get online
If I do not say hello I
Will lose my following
They will forget about me
Wait, hold up, I have a
Bar, now I can tweet
Hello I'm still alive
I have bad service locked outside
She can't get in her house
And her service is bad
Oh God, poor Adele, her life is
In shambles, it's so sad
It's the worst day of my life
And now my fucking phone just died
Everything's gone wrong, my
World's falling apart
I might as well just give up and
Shove this knife in my heart
Goodbye world!
--VIDEO--
What are you doing?
You know this is a push door, right?
By the way I ate the last sice of pizza.
--SONG--
Now I'm gonna starve and die!
--VIDEO--
Wait, that's it!
You're way too dramatic.
We're breaking up!