Hell of a Ride lyrics

We had a hell of a ride

But you thought we were riding to heaven

Well, I motherfucking lied

So crank that funky shit to eleven

"Hey Man!"

"Sup, Bro!"

"You hear about Bo, dude?"

"Yo, the kid sucks, man!"

"Yeah, he sucks man

Kid's trying to rap. He was in theater in high school and now he's trying to-"

"Whoa, whoa, whoa, yo is that him?

"Huh, what?"

"Yo, is that him?"

"Holy shi..."

"Oh fuck, this motherfucker scares me, I can't do this shit"

"Shut up."

"I can't fucking do this shit."

"Dude, just shut up!"

Photosynthetical, I want 'em botanical

And I'm kind of theoretical (What?)

Quantum mechanical (What?)

Alphabetical, a word puritanical

Not a hypothetical, I rule tyrannical

Tyrannical-saurus Rex

Fuck the system, solar plexus

A lone star Texas, yeah

Too smart to be sexist, hey

Slow it down, the shit's too quick

Fuck it, stick with it, the kid is too sick to quit

Haters, suck my dick

Handle the candle, lick the wick

No, stop. You're better than that

C'mon, "mail" definition, there's a letter in that

Spell "male" then repeat the second letter in that

AA, if you got a girl, don't let her in that

I said I got a green light, Jay Gatsby

You know leaking's just for maxi

So leak my tracks, they're tax-free

And that's the way to be if you ask me

Take this music, choose it, use it, fuse it

Abuse it, lose it

If some of you like it, sweet

But if it's just me, then B, let's ride the beat

Fuck it, get a bucket, my stomach is gonna upchuck

Texas Ranger, no Walker, get up, Chuck

Pixar's dicks are slick 'cause they fucked up

What a fucked up stuck-up suck-up

Say this shit is crap, scoff

Write me off 'cause I'm a white kid tryin' to rap

Because I'm willing to quit, just kiddin'

The kid will keep killin' this shit, oh

We've had a hell of a ride

But you thought we were riding to heaven

Well, I motherfucking lied

So crank that funky shit to eleven

We've had a hell of a ride

But you thought we were riding to heaven, heaven

I motherfucking lied

So crank that funky shit to eleven

Lyrical acrobat, listen

Empirical mathematician

The miracle aftermath, is it part

Due to the fact that rap's elastic addict acts dismissive?

Too smart to be dismissed, hey

Miss Heart meet Mr. Fist

Kids can't cut it, so they try a wrist, shit

You got nothin' on me, I'm a nihilist

Come on, Bo, flow

Blow like the wind go

Flow like the wind blow

Blowin' out the window

Amnesty, amnesia, I remember a window in Indonesia

Pleased to meet ya

I don't believe in Jesus

Jesus, please don't sneeze your Cheez-Its

Please it's just what I believe, it's not

Jesus, it's Cheez-Its, right?

Not like the Jeremiah Wright guy

Rhyme too tight, and it's makin' ya fight

My skin Lite Brite like at night what you write by

Lord of the Rings, but I'm the Tolkien white guy

Too dense, gotta rewind it

Hate my brain, but too sane to mind it

The meaning's there, but as a rule of thumb

Just hum if you're too dumb to find it

We've had a hell of a ride

But you thought we were riding to heaven

Well, I motherfucking lied

So crank that funky shit to eleven

We've had a hell of a ride

But you thought we were riding to heaven, heaven

I motherfucking lied

Now crank that funky shit to eleven, baby

We've had a hell of a ride

But I thought we were riding to heaven, heaven

You motherfucking lied

So crank that funky shit to eleven-leven

(We've had a hell of a ride)

If you think I'm jokin', well, then you don't know me

(But I thought we were riding to heaven, heaven)

You don't, you don't, you don't know me at all

(You motherfucking lied)

If you think I'm jokin', well, then you don't know me

(So crank that funky shit to eleven-leven)

You don't, you don't, you don't know me at all

We had a hell of a ride

(We've had a hell of a ride)

(If you think I'm jokin', well, then you don't know me)

But I thought

(But I thought we were riding to heaven, heaven)

(You don't, you don't, you don't know me at all)

Thought we were riding to heaven

(You motherfucking lied)

(If you think I'm jokin', well, then you don't know me)

But you lied

(So crank that funky shit to eleven-leven)

(You don't, you don't, you don't know me at all)

I'm a lie, I'm a lie

(We've had a hell of a ride)

(If you think I'm jokin', well, then you don't know me)

(But I thought we were riding to heaven, heaven)

(You don't, you don't, you don't know me at all)

I'm a lie, I'm a lie

(You motherfucking lied)

(If you think I'm jokin', well, then you don't know me)

(So crank that funky shit to eleven-leven)

(You don't, you don't, you don't know me at all)

I'm a lie, I'm a lie

Oh, if you think I'm jokin', well, then you don't know me

You don't, you don't, you don't know me at all

If you think I'm jokin', well, then you don't know me