Heiraten [English translation]

When I say “I’ll give you my heart”

That means I want to throw a stone

I won’t be giving you any diamonds

I’ll be giving you beads of sweat

And I swear I got the STD

From a train station toilet

My nose is so long,

I can pick up radio signals.

(chorus)

Let’s go to the toilet, [and] get hitched!

Let's go to the toilet, [and] get hitched!

Let's go to the toilet, [and] get hitched!

Let's go to the toilet, [and] get hitched!

Let's go to the toilet, baby

I want to get married right now

Let's go to the toilet, baby

I want to get married right now

Let's go to the toilet, baby, go to the toilet

Shit, it's occupied!

Call me up today,

I could be your bridegroom

I’ve got a written recommendation from my ex-girlfriend!

Today, [I’m] the number-one subject in your diary

But soon, [I’ll be] the guy who only comes ‘round twice a year

To see the kids

The picture-perfect father with the clown’s nose

And you’ll only be wet because of my pronunciation

This is for my girls, who know nothing outside of Kreuzberg

And refer to their fathers as “John Doe”

(chorus)

I come shirtless through the door

In the Ku’-Dorf, I’m a god

I see your man; his moonwalk is rubbish

You, on the other hand, dance gracefully to “Break Ya’ Neck”

Like a chicken with its head cut off (hot stuff!)

You ask me what’s on my mind

It’ll be incomparable, baby: Our kids will inherit your eyes and my money.

Everyone looks out for his own ass; not me, I think of yours.

Tomorrow I’ll divorce you,

Even if it has to be done with the help of stoning.

Don't ask me to take interest in our kid,

In 20 years, I'll get my "father feelings."

(chorus)

'Cause life is a bitch

And we pray to the porcelain god

Come on, let’s go to the toilet and give each other the word of consent

(chorus)