And very good evening dear passengers
And welcome to this Spektair flight 666 to Spektistan
It's your captain Kalle Kotka speaking
Flight time today 6 hours 66 minutes
Enjoy
(Hey, hey)
Hey we are flying
Ain't nothing been holding us down before either
I'm in a hurry, let's get moving without delay
To the entertainments so that we get wings
Some say that flying is risky
But so are bar counter and whiskey
If being drunk is a holiday trip for a poor
Then this trip is shit like the in-flight meals
Got to admit, I didn't come to push
I came to take a pull, I can be here the whole night
Unusually, bad behavior
An actual air show
I'm flying like a bird, until the plane stalls and is going to fall
Let's grab on the kerosene beverage, now the flying continues and crying stops
Hey hey, hey we are flying
Ain't small bumps been an issue to us before either
Hey hey, wherever we're going
Put the rudder upright and let's fly
Hey hey, hey we're flying
Ain't small fooling around been an issue to us before either
Hey hey, see, we're flying1
Grab hold of the stick and let's fly
Ahold of the stick, then we'll fly
Ahold of the stick, we're flying
Hey we're flying
Ain't nothing been holding us down before either
On earth our goal, to get off from here
See these weathers, can't remain here
Is it a mistake to pull semi terrible ones
Ahead of us light upper cloud
So, brother, today's a pulling weather
Do you accept this meal voucher here?
(Hey hey)
Let's soar, upwards
Always rather to soaring than to a covenant2
Air pocket, makes us worry
Bring the drinks, soon we'll die
Open is the mouth3 of the co-pilot
The captain's fierce drinking a death spiral
Vertical is the spin
Without a parachute to the highway
Hey hey, hey we are flying
Ain't small bumps been an issue to us before either
Hey hey, wherever we're going
Put the rudder upright and let's fly
Hey hey, hey we're flying
Ain't small fooling around been an issue to us before either
Hey hey, see, we're flying
Grab hold of the stick and let's fly
Ahold of the stick, then we'll fly
Ahold of the stick, we're flying
Fly, fly ladybug, into the foot of the big stone,4
There awaits an easy treat, grab hold of the stick large
Hey hey
Let's soar, upwards
Always rather to soaring than to a covenant2
Air pocket, makes us worry
Bring the drinks, soon we'll die
Open is the mouth3 of the co-pilot
The captain's fierce drinking a death spiral
Vertical is the spin
Without a parachute to the highway
Hey hey, hey we are flying
Ain't small bumps been an issue to us before either
Hey hey, wherever we're going
Put the rudder upright and let's fly
Hey hey, hey we're flying
Ain't small fooling around been an issue to us before either
Hey hey, see, we're flying
Grab hold of the stick and let's fly
Ahold of the stick, then we'll fly
Ahold of the stick, we're flying
Welcome to Spekistan, local time is 9 o'clock
Temperature is way below zero and it's raining
All continuation flights have been canceled, so enjoy
1. "vemmetään" either isn't a word in Finnish or is a very rare word used only in casual speech.2. a. b. marriage3. a. b. Lit. "net"4. From a children's song "Lennä, lennä leppäkerttu"