Hei me lennetään [English translation]

And very good evening dear passengers

And welcome to this Spektair flight 666 to Spektistan

It's your captain Kalle Kotka speaking

Flight time today 6 hours 66 minutes

Enjoy

(Hey, hey)

Hey we are flying

Ain't nothing been holding us down before either

I'm in a hurry, let's get moving without delay

To the entertainments so that we get wings

Some say that flying is risky

But so are bar counter and whiskey

If being drunk is a holiday trip for a poor

Then this trip is shit like the in-flight meals

Got to admit, I didn't come to push

I came to take a pull, I can be here the whole night

Unusually, bad behavior

An actual air show

I'm flying like a bird, until the plane stalls and is going to fall

Let's grab on the kerosene beverage, now the flying continues and crying stops

Hey hey, hey we are flying

Ain't small bumps been an issue to us before either

Hey hey, wherever we're going

Put the rudder upright and let's fly

Hey hey, hey we're flying

Ain't small fooling around been an issue to us before either

Hey hey, see, we're flying1

Grab hold of the stick and let's fly

Ahold of the stick, then we'll fly

Ahold of the stick, we're flying

Hey we're flying

Ain't nothing been holding us down before either

On earth our goal, to get off from here

See these weathers, can't remain here

Is it a mistake to pull semi terrible ones

Ahead of us light upper cloud

So, brother, today's a pulling weather

Do you accept this meal voucher here?

(Hey hey)

Let's soar, upwards

Always rather to soaring than to a covenant2

Air pocket, makes us worry

Bring the drinks, soon we'll die

Open is the mouth3 of the co-pilot

The captain's fierce drinking a death spiral

Vertical is the spin

Without a parachute to the highway

Hey hey, hey we are flying

Ain't small bumps been an issue to us before either

Hey hey, wherever we're going

Put the rudder upright and let's fly

Hey hey, hey we're flying

Ain't small fooling around been an issue to us before either

Hey hey, see, we're flying

Grab hold of the stick and let's fly

Ahold of the stick, then we'll fly

Ahold of the stick, we're flying

Fly, fly ladybug, into the foot of the big stone,4

There awaits an easy treat, grab hold of the stick large

Hey hey

Let's soar, upwards

Always rather to soaring than to a covenant2

Air pocket, makes us worry

Bring the drinks, soon we'll die

Open is the mouth3 of the co-pilot

The captain's fierce drinking a death spiral

Vertical is the spin

Without a parachute to the highway

Hey hey, hey we are flying

Ain't small bumps been an issue to us before either

Hey hey, wherever we're going

Put the rudder upright and let's fly

Hey hey, hey we're flying

Ain't small fooling around been an issue to us before either

Hey hey, see, we're flying

Grab hold of the stick and let's fly

Ahold of the stick, then we'll fly

Ahold of the stick, we're flying

Welcome to Spekistan, local time is 9 o'clock

Temperature is way below zero and it's raining

All continuation flights have been canceled, so enjoy

1. "vemmetään" either isn't a word in Finnish or is a very rare word used only in casual speech.2. a. b. marriage3. a. b. Lit. "net"4. From a children's song "Lennä, lennä leppäkerttu"