Hei ho paita pois [English translation]

Who's skinny as a rail

Who's a giant

This evening is hot like a sauna

Hey ho off with the shirt

Who's dry like a crispbread

Who's soft like a bun

Who has faults here and there

Hey ho off with the shirt

Who's ashamed of themselves

Spin that ass

Didn't you hear you are enough

Hey ho off with the shirt

We all have problems

We all have the right to be here

Hey ho off with the shirt

We're all humans

I have a muffin top

I have mismatched boobs

I'm a zero, ugly as hell

A stick without muscles

I have a big belly

I'm fat

Quit it alrady

Hey ho off with the shirt

Who's come from somewhere else

Who's the freak

Beaten in the school of life1

Hey ho off with the shirt

Who's got the right meds or

Who's got a head full of air

Who's so mysterious

Hey ho off with the shirt

Who's ashamed of themselves

Spin that ass

Didn't you hear you are enough

Hey ho off with the shirt

We all have problems

We all have the right to be here

Hey ho off with the shirt

We're all humans

I have a muffin top

I have mismatched boobs

I'm a zero, ugly as hell

A stick without muscles

I have a big belly

I'm fat

Quit it alrady

Hey ho off with the shirt

Don't be ashamed of your body

Here's the guitar solo

Didn't you hear you are enough

Hey ho off with the shirt

We all have problems

We all have the right to be here

Hey ho off with the shirt

We're all humans

I have a muffin top

I have mismatched boobs

I'm a zero, ugly as hell

A stick without muscles

I have a big belly

I'm fat

Quit it alrady

Hey ho off with the shirt

Didn't you hear you are enough

Hey ho off with the shirt

We all have problems

We all have the right to be here

Hey ho off with the shirt

We're all humans

1. Someone with no education, often seen in Facebook profiles. Also spelled as elämänkoulu, elämäm koulu, elämämkoulu, elämän kova korkeakoulu, and many other ways. The grammatically correct way is elämänkoulu