Eat a waffle
There’s four crosses in it, so you must believe it
Yes #hashtag
Put his name in it
And while you stay in bed
(Search search)
It’s there
Growing all around the room
They’re dating but I don’t really care
People are going crazy
I’m just here
And they give me something to rip apart, thanks I guess
Once that wears out
Just switch to a different story I guess
I was bored, so this is good
So what happened?
Eat a waffle, you try it too
Try eating the bad comments
They’re dating
That’s what they say
My friend’s cousin’s senior’s
Friend’s in-laws saw
That’s what they say
Those two fought
That’s what they say
They flipped the place over
Turned it inside out and it was crazy
Never mind if it’s not true
They’re pros, they’re pros
Talking about other people
They say his personality is shit
He seems like that
Nah, nothing special
Just don’t like his attitude
His eyes, the way he puts his hands in his pocket
Don’t like any of it
I’m just here
And they give me something to rip apart, thanks I guess
Once that wears out
Just switch to a different story I guess
Such a powerful fortune tell you are
You know just by looking at his eyes
Eat a waffle, you try it too
Try eating the bad comments
They’re dating
That’s what they say
My friend’s cousin’s senior’s
Friend’s in-laws saw
That’s what they say
Those two fought
That’s what they say
They flipped the place over
Turned it inside out and it was crazy
Never mind if it’s not true
Hey, are you allowed to just say that?
Who cares?
Who says I can’t?
Yea (why should I care about him?)
Yea (why should I defend him?)
I’m sure he’ll do fine
They’re dating
That’s what they say
My friend’s cousin’s senior’s
Friend’s in-laws saw
That’s what they say
Those two fought
That’s what they say
They flipped the place over
Turned it inside out and it was crazy
Never mind if it’s not true