Happy Birthday, you're turnin' 40
You're discoverin' it feels different than 30
You've been makin' mentals checklists
Of things you meant to do and see
It's the same list you had at 23
Happy Birthday, you're turnin' 40
You've been actin' more and more just like your Uncle Marty
You have reached the stage in life where it's half over
Yes, it's true
If you're lucky, give or take a year or two
Happy Birthday, there's no use denyin'
You have entered middle ages without tryin'
There is no use sittin' round and cryin'
If it bothers you a lot to tell your age, start lyin'
Happy Birthday, there's no use denyin'
You have entered middle ages without tryin'
There is no use sittin' round and cryin'
If it bothers you a lot to tell your age, start lyin'
Happy Birthday, there's no use denyin'
You have entered middle ages without tryin'
There is no use sittin' round and cryin'
If it bothers you a lot to tell your age, start lyin'
Happy Birthday, you're turnin' 40
Lookin' in the mirror, all you can say is "Lordy!"
Well, other than the things that happened to your body
Ah, forget it, have some fun
We can tackle that when you turn 41
Happy Birthday [x6]